Armenian Jokes - Haykakan Anekdotner

submitted on September 24, 2006 4:14 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: hartuk@ zanguma srpichina asuma parki galis em

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:13 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: abarncu dur@ tsetsum en etuma hor@ asum

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:12 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: abarancun asumen toneric vornes sirum asuma batmiton@

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:11 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: abarancin asuma vor imanayi tor@ esenc lav bana erexa cheyi unena

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:10 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: abarancin hor@ asuma karam tv nayem asuma nayi bayts chmiasnes

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:09 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: abarancin poxocov mana gali mekel mi hat taza 1000 dramanoc a gtnum, ira hin@ ktsuma eti vekalum

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:08 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: erku abaranci @nker xosum en es mi @nger@ asume ape gides 2100 tvin mardkutyun@ veranaluya es @nger@ asuma ha mez inch

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:06 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: abarancun harcnumen havi vor masnes sirum asuma bnavorutyun@

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:05 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak:
Anekdot:

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:05 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: abarancin xorovats a anume vergum tanuma shsher@ hantsum.

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:03 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: es abarancin zanguma shtap ognutyun asuma shtap 100 dolar a petk berek

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submitted on September 24, 2006 4:01 PM EST
Anun: Karevor chi
Kaxak: karkin kaxaka
Anekdot: Es abarancin etuma rusastan @ntanikin pahi @nenca pahum voshmek chi gtnum

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submitted on September 4, 2006 5:28 AM EST
Anun: Hripsime
Kaxak: Moskva
Anekdot: dvoe chukchey ischut ploschad Pushkina. Odin iz nix sprashivaet u pervogo je popavshegosya proxojego: - Izvinite po etoy ulice ya poydu do ploschadi Pushkina? - Net,- otvechaet proxojiy. - A ya,- sprashivaet vtoroy chukcha :))))))

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submitted on September 4, 2006 5:17 AM EST
Anun: Hripsime
Kaxak: Moskva
Anekdot: Aparanec jenitsya na russkoy, no vot beda-on po-russki ochen ploxo govorit. Druzya sprashivayut: -Slushay kak ti budesh obshyatsya s ney, naprimer kak pozovyesh k sebe? -Skaju Lyuba idi syuda -a esli nado budet otpravit na kuxnyu? -Poydu na kuxnyu i skaju - Lyuba idi syuda :)))

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submitted on September 3, 2006 3:19 AM EST
Anun: Sevak
Kaxak: Silkeborg
Anekdot: abarancin via gra e xmum bojovanyma

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submitted on September 2, 2006 4:37 AM EST
Anun: Sevak
Kaxak: Silkeborg
Anekdot: Aparancu erexajin harcnum en. balik jan, arevn inci hamar er erexan patasxanum e erdvelu

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submitted on August 30, 2006 3:36 AM EST
Anun: Hripsime
Kaxak: Moskva
Anekdot: Aparancin erku hat napastaka berum harcnumen asumen ba vonc imanank vorna axchik, vor@ txa asuma: esli poshel znachit malchik, esli poshla znachit devushka :))))))))))

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submitted on August 25, 2006 10:24 AM EST
Anun: Grigor
Kaxak: Belgia
Anekdot: Abarancun harcnumen arev@ inchi hamara asume erdvelu hamara

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submitted on August 9, 2006 9:59 AM EST
Anun: Grigor
Kaxak: Belgia
Anekdot: Abarancun erazi mej cecumen myus ore enkerneroven knum

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submitted on August 9, 2006 9:58 AM EST
Anun: Grigor
Kaxak: Belgia
Anekdot: abarancu sirac shune vorna... ASHUNE

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submitted on June 29, 2006 2:38 AM EST
Anun: mari
Kaxak: EREWAN
Anekdot: abarancin. eshi wraic enknum e. asum e ha inch meka petka ichnei eli.(whahah)

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submitted on June 29, 2006 2:37 AM EST
Anun: mari
Kaxak: cheka@hotmail.com
Anekdot: abarancin. eshi wraic enknum e. asum e ha inch meka petka ichnei eli.(whahah)

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submitted on June 21, 2006 1:44 PM EST
Anun: gago
Kaxak: erevan
Anekdot: poezdum hay@ u vratsin gnumen.es vratsin mnum-mnuma asuma:GRUZIN LUCHSHE CHEM ARMIAN!!!hay@ dzen chi hanum.mi 5 rope heto,norits krknuma:GRUZIN LUCHSHE CHEM ARMIAN!es hay@ mtatsuma,thogh xosa eli...mi 5 rope heto norits:GRUZIN LUCHSHE CHEM ARMIAN!es hay@ asuma:NO,CHEM LUCHSHE,CHEM?vratsin:CHEM ARMIAN!!!

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submitted on June 21, 2006 1:37 PM EST
Anun: gago
Kaxak: erevan
Anekdot: abarantsun hartsnumen:du pamidor sirumes?asuma:utel sirumem,bayts nents,che.

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submitted on June 17, 2006 1:09 AM EST
Anun: Marina
Kaxak: Nikolaev
Anekdot: Chem hishum patmel em te che, man eka chgta, lav patmem:) Kyavarciner@ vor "H"-in "X" en asum, "A"-in "O" en asum, vor "V"inel "Z" asen, HAV-in XOZ kasen :D

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submitted on June 16, 2006 6:16 PM EST
Anun: Marina
Kaxak: Nikolaev
Anekdot: Kyavarcin kenaca xmum:_ Eh, Astvac jan, karas, mez pahi, ches kara, iji nerqev menq qez kpahenq

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submitted on June 11, 2006 4:25 AM EST
Anun: Davo-Gatuz
Kaxak: Hayastan-Erevan-4.Masiv
Anekdot: es Abarancin cac utelucha linum vren maz a tenum asuma yaxc

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submitted on June 1, 2006 10:09 AM EST
Anun: Alex
Kaxak: Paris
Anekdot: Erku kyavarci mtnum en xanut aragh arnelu vercnum gnum en pogh@ mucelu kasi mot mek@ nayum tenum a shshi mej &anja asum a ara shshi mej &anj ka kel tanenk poxenk en myusn el asum a tolav ara dra xmacn inch pti lini vor?

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submitted on May 22, 2006 11:44 AM EST
Anun: Edgar
Kaxak: Qyavarci
Anekdot: erexen galuma mor@ asuma mam ters galuma inch anem, asuma gna dus tra hari, erexen hlnuma dus trum galuma ners xot@ xet@ beruma, heto eli etuma mor@ asuma mam eli ters galuma inch anem mer@ asuma stex tra gna hel durs

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submitted on May 22, 2006 11:41 AM EST
Anun: Edgar
Kaxak: Ardar Qyavarci
Anekdot: aparancu erexen iran kaxuma harevani knik@ galuma u restarta anum

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submitted on May 22, 2006 11:37 AM EST
Anun: Edgar
Kaxak: Qyavar
Anekdot: uremn mer@ uzuma erexun qncna, harcnuma erexun, bales mi hat ergem vor qnes, erexen asuma che, mer@ asuma mi hat artasanem vor qnes, erexen eli asuma che, mer@ asuma erexun ba inch anem vor qnes bales, erexen asuma mor@, dzent kdra tox qnem..lol

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submitted on May 5, 2006 1:20 PM EST
Anun: Gor
Kaxak: Sweden
Anekdot: Uremen abarantsin tun@ gortsa anum tghun asuma gna harevanits drele uzi tghen gnuma harevani mot asuma pappan trel kuze, es harevan@ asuma trel kuze togh tre, es ereghen heta galis her@ asuma gna asa vor elektrakan drel@ togh ta, es ereghen gnuma asuma hopar papan elektrakan trel kuze es harevan@ asumaelektrakan trel kuze togh mat@ mtsni shteptsel@ u nor tre

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submitted on May 4, 2006 3:50 PM EST
Anun: Harut,Anna
Kaxak: Ispania
Anekdot: Aparancin gnum e bjshki asum e bjishk jan erexes xorovac chi utum,xashlama chi utum,ishxan dzuk chi utum.Bjishk@ asum e xi chi utum es aparancin asum e to bjishk jan ka vor uti.

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submitted on April 23, 2006 2:10 PM EST
Anun: Jorjeta
Kaxak: Rotterdam
Anekdot: hayastanzin harznuma parskahayin,oxi unes, parskahaye patasxanuma her chunem,hayastanzin ba te, eehh axber can jesel mer chunem lzru mi bajak oxormi xmenq

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submitted on April 21, 2006 2:46 PM EST
Anun: Jorjeta
Kaxak: Rotterdam/Holland
Anekdot: Uremes mi hat mart gnuma zaxkanoz. Asuma mer barekame merela. Mi hat psak sarki. Vacharoxe harznuma inch zevi kuzek? Asuma etenz sarkek vor merele havani.

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submitted on April 21, 2006 2:41 PM EST
Anun: Jorjeta
Kaxak: Rotterdam/Holland
Anekdot: Uremes mi hat gox mtuna meki tune. Vochvok tune chi linum menak iranz tatike. Goxe asuma: shut ara tatik poxeret tur. Tatin asuma: bala jan jes poxeri texe chigidem. Goxe asuma: De, jes gidem hay kanajk poxere pahumen dosheri aranke. Uremes gnum stukuma. Tatike asuma: bala jan pox chunem. Baijz vor mikichel edenz xax anes cheque gegrem ktam. :P

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submitted on April 21, 2006 2:27 PM EST
Anun: jorjeta
Kaxak: Rotterdam
Anekdot: mi tklor axchik nstuma taksi, shovere najuma,axchike ba asuma: incha, tklor axchik ches tesel. shovere: teselem bajz mtazumem te poxe vortexiza durs galu loool:P

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submitted on April 18, 2006 5:06 PM EST
Anun: LILI
Kaxak: GERMANY
Anekdot: uremn txen galisa mor mot asuma mama sex incha?mern asuma de txa mi10$ talisen mekin het@ mi 10 rope jamanaken anckacnum,asuma mama ba super sex inchna?mern asuma de etel mi 100$patmutyuna mi amborj gisherva hamar.mekel txen asuma mama ba ser@ incha?mern asuma tenc ban goyutyun chuni eti hayeri horinacna vor pox chtan :-)))))))))))))))))

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submitted on April 18, 2006 4:35 AM EST
Anun: vigen
Kaxak: fr
Anekdot: abarancu erexen galisa mor@ asuma ma ma papan merela mer@ asuma eshi txa esel imaca kofena tapvel

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submitted on April 18, 2006 4:18 AM EST
Anun: vigen
Kaxak: fransiya
Anekdot: abaran brazilya xaxna linum es abaran@ krvluca linm abarani triner@ 20 hamari xaxcoxin hanuma 4 hat 5 hamarara mcnuma xaxalu

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submitted on April 5, 2006 2:18 AM EST
Anun: Suxoi
Kaxak: Krasnadar
Anekdot: Mek@ engnuma djoxk mekel tenuma amen azgin khumbavorumen u ktsumen kerakov posi mech. Mekel tenuma vor yevreineri posi mot turov kangnats martik xpumen. Esi mnum mnum hartsnuma et xiyek menak yevreyneri posi mot turov martik derel. Seran satanen asuma vor che helnen. Esi satanun hartsnuma ba xi hayeri posi mot vochmek cheka hayernel pakas chen. Satanen asuma voytev hayerin nerkevits kashogh ka.

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submitted on April 5, 2006 2:07 AM EST
Anun: Suxoi
Kaxak: Krasnadar
Anekdot: Abarantsin taksiya nstum parzvuma vor es taksu shofere tsanot marta. Teghen hasnum abarantsin helneluts taksu shoferin asuma ape ko texnela mutsvats.

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submitted on April 1, 2006 2:53 PM EST
Anun: jorjeta
Kaxak: rotterdam/holland
Anekdot: Vartanike zizaxalov galisa tun. Here: Vartanik, inchu es zizaxum? Vartanik: Straf em stazel. Here: Eh inch ka zizaxalu? Vartanik: Petka 100 ankam: Jes Eshem grem. Here: Ba hedo inch ka zizaxalu? Vartanik: Du petka take storakes...:P

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submitted on April 1, 2006 2:35 PM EST
Anun: Lorans
Kaxak: Marburg/Deutchland
Anekdot: Mi hanzagorzi petq e kaxaxan hanen: Naxkan kaxel@ asum en srtid werchin zankutjun@ asa.Sa el te: "Astwaz el betariz asati". Bolor@ sarmanum en, te merneluz el betar ban ka? Arten kaxelu pahin hraman e galis: "Che hl@ spaseq', hetew@ pet mtzreq nor kaxeq". Et martn asum e :"Ba wor asum ei astwaz el betariz asati!"

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submitted on April 1, 2006 1:50 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Es erku enkerov xosaluts en eghnum mek el enkern asum ara en or@ mta tun tenam es kniks mi hat anglytsu het parkatsa es enkern asum a ara ba inch arir esi el ba axper angleren chgitem inch piti anei

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submitted on April 1, 2006 1:49 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Aparancin amsunanum e, 3 or heto knoj@ het e tanum horanc tun. Asum en inchu es berel?, asum e axjik cher. Asum en` - axjik cher arajin or@ bereir. Patasxanum e` - arajin or@ axjik er.

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submitted on March 31, 2006 7:49 AM EST
Anun: dawid
Kaxak: poland
Anekdot: abarancun txaja cnvum @nkernerov havaqvumenxmelu es @nker@ asuma anun inc es drel asuma susanik asumen vonc asuma bziskner@ portarar@ ktrelu zamanak dre uris banen ktrel

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submitted on March 31, 2006 7:41 AM EST
Anun: dawid
Kaxak: poland
Anekdot: abarancin gnuma vakzal asuma es poez@ erba gnacel asumen mi 5 rope araj asuma de lava eli sat cem usacel

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submitted on March 19, 2006 10:07 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Robert kochariann u serge sargsiann kochariani arancnasenyakum khosumen mekel es kochariann dursa galis ev qartugharuhin hankarc nkatuma vor sra shalvari cep@ ijaca chi imanum vonc asi verj@ asuma: paron kocharian dzer dur@ baca es kochariann asuma vochinch gitem serg@ nersuma

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submitted on March 19, 2006 10:05 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Utsunchors(84) twin kam utsunhingin(85) (da che mez huzum) mi xumb gitnakan nstats parizum mardkutian togats lok ays mi harci lutceln ein uzum: te ow e yegel arachin mard> wor dimacini beran> twets (kam kopit asats nran tctccrec) mi russ werkacaw taqacatc xosec ir azgi kyanqic orinak berec sakayn na merjvec ayn banic heto yerb bem barcracaw mi yeritasard anun> edo u ayspes xosec hayazgi tgan: ur er russ azg> 4 5 1 (451) twin? yerbwor hayer> shun parsikneri beran> tvin henc aydteg er wor metcn wardan> ir sur> hanec u parsiknerin ays xosqow dimec: deee motik ekeq !!! klllirs tctceq !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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submitted on March 19, 2006 9:58 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi angam antarum agvese kalabokin tenuma asuma kalabok kalabok es kez pti utem es kalaboke hanum sran xpum spanuma heto gaylna tenum eli kalabok kalabok es kez pti utem hanum sranela gyulum kentaninerov havakvumen asumen es kalabokits chi esincha anum meke enkomits napon asuma et kalaboke chi et yojna nora bertits hele :) :) :) :)

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submitted on March 19, 2006 9:51 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: 3hat bidza axchkerqicen en zrutsum ov inch axchika sirum mek@ asuma de 16 17tarekan asumen khi vor asuma de tarm akhchika lav kaif es stanum en mek@ asuma te 40 50tarekan asumen khi vor asuma de gortsits glukh en hanum 3@ te tents mi 70 80 tarekan asumen khi ara asuma gyadek giten verchi ancamna en inch en anum.

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submitted on March 19, 2006 9:49 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Es mard@ dzuk a brnum mek el mi hat voski dzuk abrnum es voski dzuk@ asum a ari ints bats tokh ko 3 tsankutyun@ kanem es mard@ bats a tokhnum u asum ints mi hat mersedes 600 tur shoferov shur a galis tesnum a mers@ endekh kangnats shofer@ mej@ de tokh mersis bagajnik@ lik@ 100 dolaranots lini gnum a bagajnik@ batsum tesnum a mej@ lik@ dollar mi kerp pakum a galis dzkan mot shi imanum el insh uzi mek el tesnum a mi hat esh a gnum asum a uzum em en eshi "ban@" im@ lini vogshem nstum a avton gnum tun kin@ tesnum a avton u urakhanum es mard@ asum a knik da hla inch a ari bagajnik@ tes gnum a vabsh e a urakhanum es mard@ asum a ba ari tun vabshe kurakhanas mtnum en tun es mard@ shalvar@ hanum a parzvum a esh@ eg er .

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submitted on March 18, 2006 4:46 PM EST
Anun: Grigor
Kaxak: Belgia
Anekdot: 2 marten (1 kakazum e) en meke mijusin harcenum e anunt ich e asum e k-k-k-k-k-k aren en mijuse asum e im anunel e karen bayc aytqan kk chka

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submitted on March 18, 2006 2:35 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: 3 masci erexen goruma mama mama mihat xaxalikners qci mer@ asuma txa jan vor mek@ bordur@ te tzbex@?

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submitted on March 18, 2006 2:30 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: 2 hat hye kin irar tev tev mtac vegasum khaylum en mi hat americatsi mart motenuma asuma are you lesbian? es kniknerits meke asuma no im kirakosian she is vartanian lol jogik lesbian

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submitted on March 18, 2006 4:51 AM EST
Anun: Davit
Kaxak: Gavar
Anekdot: Abaransin mek hat dolar tpelu tpich a unenum, tanuma caxum.Asum en, inchi saxir. Asuma pox chuni.

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submitted on March 17, 2006 6:03 PM EST
Anun: es em
Kaxak: germany
Anekdot: uremn hert kangnaz txeqy schperma en ahnznum.mekel mi axchika galis u herti verchum kangnuma. mi txa haznuma,qurik jan incha du el es talis? axchiknel berany pak asuma @h@ jogiq?

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submitted on March 14, 2006 3:54 PM EST
Anun: Rose
Kaxak: xx
Anekdot: Aparancin nayum e barcr aragutyamb @ntacox troleybusin u zarmanum: -Es vor kapac a @senc arag gnum, ba vor kapic prcav inch kani!?

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submitted on March 14, 2006 3:51 PM EST
Anun: Rose
Kaxak: xx
Anekdot: Es aparancin gnum a TV xanut, asum a: Guynavor televizor uneq? Asum en ha. Aparancin asum a: de indz mi hat kanach@ tveq.

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submitted on March 12, 2006 5:44 PM EST
Anun: VARDAN
Kaxak: BELGIA
Anekdot: abarantsun asum en karas mi hat sare zenqi anun tas... abarantin el asum dznagndik

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submitted on March 11, 2006 6:36 AM EST
Anun: Artur Muradian
Kaxak: Moscow
Anekdot: Ezdin asuma dzi em tsaxum, harcnum en asum en lav dzia, aroxdga, asuma ha uzex dzia uzumec gnanc naenc. Galisen gomi dur@ bacuma tenumen miat esha kaynac, asumen bayc sa dzi che, esha, ezdin che vor che dzia, ara asumen vonca dzi vor esha, ezdin asuma dzia dzi ughaki himar haysat uni - vor marta tenum iran eshi tegha dnum.

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submitted on March 10, 2006 1:52 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Uremn es gjerin havakumen mi tex kino nayelu u imanalu hamar te gijna aveli xelok atorneri vra nerken ksum tenan vor meke tert kdni nor knsti sax galisen nstumen eten nerki vra srancic meke terte dnuma nora nstum mtacumen te esi xelokacela kanchumen harcnumen xies tert dre asuma vor barcr lini

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submitted on March 10, 2006 3:14 AM EST
Anun: HARUT
Kaxak: Moscow
Anekdot: Vardanik@ dasic veradarnuma tun qaqot-maqot, mer@ vardanikin asuma es incha qo vichak@, Vardaniknel asuma (de dprocum zuqaran-zuqaraneinq xaxum de es el zuqarani tuxtnei)))))

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submitted on March 10, 2006 3:09 AM EST
Anun: HARUT
Kaxak: Moscow
Anekdot: Karaq aseeq Haeri qit@ xi ya mec!? (vorovhetev ot@ dzri ya)

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submitted on March 9, 2006 11:39 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Ok uremn mart u knig amusnanum en es mart@ nor a hayastanits ekats linum angleren chi xosum uremn srank gnum en irants honeymoon in vobshem gisher@ gortsi en antsnum es knig@ gorum a ""vay honey vay honey"" es mart@ kani vor angleren chi xosum chgidi ""honey"" inch a nshanakum chi jogum es inch a asum mek el asum ""axchi hima ch@ haskatsa hanem te dnem"""hehe honey = hayeren "hani"(take it out) jogir ? te che norits karta kjoges :)

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submitted on March 7, 2006 11:40 AM EST
Anun: hamo
Kaxak: francia
Anekdot: erku kak kan mi kak@ pind kaka meknel tuil kaka uremmn mi or pind kakin kanchumen bank tuil kakneler uzum gnar pind kak@ asuma @ndex tuil kaki hamar chi

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submitted on March 6, 2006 10:40 PM EST
Anun: ARMAN
Kaxak: LA
Anekdot: abaranatsu akanjin hasnuma vor trchuni hivandutyun ka brnum kngan mortuma. knga anun@(Aghuna) linum.

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submitted on March 4, 2006 1:49 PM EST
Anun: dawid
Kaxak: polsha
Anekdot: mi mard zanguma bjuro asuma karoga duq varpet gagoji hamar@ imanumek asumen ce asuma de asem gri

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submitted on March 4, 2006 1:47 PM EST
Anun: dawid
Kaxak: polsha
Anekdot: mi mard gnumab zski mot asuma gripem inc anem es bzisk@ asuma inc pti anes heru mna c@ varaqes

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submitted on March 3, 2006 2:55 PM EST
Anun: Hrachya Vardanyan
Kaxak: Germany(Offenburg)
Anekdot: Mi hat tseruni gnuma hasarakats tun,nersa mtnum motenume kassayin harcnume,inch arji dser mot .... de asuma yete poli vra arji 10$,yete yete kracats 50$,isk yete ankoghnum 100$. Es tserunin hanume 100$ dnume seghanin,kassir@ urachutyunits hartsnume mi angam ankoghnum?tserunin patasxanume voch 10 angam poli vra.......

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submitted on March 1, 2006 2:23 AM EST
Anun: HaYkO
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: UREMN MI HAT MART GNOOMA BZHSHKI MOT ASOOMA VOTIS DZEREM TALI TCAVOOMA,BZHISHA ASOOMA HA DUEL MI DZER TU:)))))))))))))

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submitted on February 26, 2006 4:11 AM EST
Anun: Haiko
Kaxak: montpellier
Anekdot: es abarancun asum en verjin anekdot@ lsel es,asuma xi el chi linelu

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submitted on February 20, 2006 10:43 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Uremn avtobusi mej mi hat xmats mi hat sirun axchka vra heta talis es axchik@ ba yaaaxk zzveli! zzvelin du es hl@ vret nayi

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submitted on February 20, 2006 10:38 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi hat mard astvacin shata havatum uzuma porci tena astvac iran kogni nex jamanaknerum mi hat nava vekalum u covov gnuma ancnuma mi or mi hat kacera galiasuma axper jan senc kmerner ari mer het asuma che inz piti astvac prki menak srank toxum gnumen hajord ore mi hatela kacer gali srancela merjum hajord ore mi hatela gali srancela merjum verje es marde sovic mernuma gnuma astvaci mot asuma astvac jan eskan kez havatumei xi inz chprkir asuma ay eshi txa 3 hat kacer uxarki hetevict

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submitted on February 20, 2006 10:37 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Evan adamin hartsnuma : adam du indz sirumes ? adam : ha ba el um ?

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submitted on February 20, 2006 10:35 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi hat mart gnuma bjishki u asum a bjishk jan mi aht problem unem(es martu bane yerkar a linum minchev voteri take) es bjishke asum a te piti operacia anen hima es marte parkec a u es bjishke mtacum e te inch chapi ktri vor lav lini es bjishke asum a hele mi rope mi hat en mer kuyrin kanchenk eni man ekox a lav kimana es kuyre galis a nayum nayuma u aasum a "bjishk jan chilini votere yerkaracnenk???"

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submitted on February 20, 2006 8:01 PM EST
Anun: De yes eli....
Kaxak: yes gnumem im paperi yerkire Antarktida
Anekdot: vobshem es turke vracin u haye mihat monstrinen handipum es asuma mihat harc dzez tam vor che patasxanek tisht dzez uteluyem es turkin harcenuma avstraliyan ura asuma chgidem. vracun harcenum klintone ova asuma mer tan harevanner. heto hayin asuma lsi antarktidan ba ura es asuma de entegha. es monstere asuma vortegh endex haynel asuma de etel arten egrort harcner. lolluuush

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submitted on February 20, 2006 7:57 PM EST
Anun: Kristik
Kaxak: Burbank
Anekdot: Uremen es uxtin tanumen bert es napastake vren nayum xzhuma asuma:" ara es harif dziun ova senc dzedzel"

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submitted on February 20, 2006 7:55 PM EST
Anun: Kristik
Kaxak: Burbank
Anekdot:

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submitted on February 20, 2006 7:54 PM EST
Anun: Kristik
Kaxak: Burbank
Anekdot: es kalaboke gnuma boxi asuma kele krvenk bayc glxin xpel chka

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:49 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi hat abaranci axorjakov nstac kaka utum mekel mi hat maza tenum mej@ asuma yaxk

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:42 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Uremn es vartanik' ushacac mtnuma dasaran u arandz voch mi ban aselu gnuma nsti es dasatun enuma asuma ay txa ? es hayrt dzr tun tenca galis? hla mi hat shut durs ari u vonc vor papata galis tun nents el mti vartanik' dursa galis u mi 2 varkyanits qatsov talisa dran' mtnuma dasaran u asuma nu chto suki ne zhdali :))))

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:34 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi angam erexek@ paxkvotsi en xaxum tor@ paxnum mtnuma tatu yubki tak asuma tati es incha ? asuma voznia bales tornel asum tati vonts vor es voznin satkela hota gali :)))))))))

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:32 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi hat leninakansi kangarum kangnats a linum mek el mi hat erevantsi uzuma sran zer arni asuma ape nents es kayne vonts vor gerezmanaqar lines es leninakantsin asuma "gerezmanaqar em tar qits kngat vra" hahahahahahah!

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:28 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Aparantzun asum en samalyot@ inch a? asum a shenk paytatznelu aprank

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:27 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Es vardanik@ gnuma mexi xanut asuma dzadza mandarin unes es mard@ asuma che bala jan es mexi xanut a myus or@ es vardanik@ galisa nuyn tegh@ u hartsnum te mandarin unen es mard@ asuma ay mernem boyit asi eli vor es mexi xanuta u mandarin chunenq vopshem es vardanik@ amen or galis hartsnum a u es mardu fazer@ mi or gtsuma u asuma yete myus angam ekar u hartsrir te mandarin unenq 100anots mex@ vort tem koxi es vardanik@ myus or@ galisa u asuma dzadza 100anots mex unes es mard@ asuma che es vardanik@ asuma ba mandarin????????

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:25 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi mard tghun asuma:nayi tgha jan sa mer kalbasi stanokna sranov enk menk aprum tes es mi koghmic mi hat vochkhar es mtcnum myus koghmic 3 hat kalbasa durs galis 1 e talis es petutyane myus 2 e konn en haskacar?tghen asuma che es here mi kani angam ela bacatrum sra tghen chi haskanum verje tghen asuma:pap isk nen stanok ka vor mi koghmic kalbas mtcnes myus koghmic vochkhar helni?hern asuma:ha tgha jan et stanoke ko mamana

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:24 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mihat axchik tsovum xextveluca linum goruma pomagiteeeeee et ropein erku abarancien ancnum vazum hasnumen prgumen et axchkan mekel et axchikn asum ooooooooooooy spasiba no ya shas nezna vam dengi dat ili trusiki snyat ? es abarantsin asuma dengi cavt tanem @ntaniki ter mardikenk vopshem poxa tali champin es engern asuma ara valod chisht arin vor dengin vekalan te che vonc gcum brnumem et trusik@ voch im hakov kliner voch ko heheheh

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:22 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Uremn es abarantsin gnuma xanut vacharoxin asuma me hat @nets hav tur vor aklore motetsats che lene es vacharoxnel me hat chlorats kapetats hava hanum dnum ksherkin es abarantsin el zarmatsats asuma axper jan es du indz dzer es arnum me hat normale chikar es vacharoxnel asum a te! axper jan du @lnes aklore texe es havin kmotenas? lol

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:19 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mardu marmne bolor organneren gnahatum en te ov inch arje achxarin $100 toq 500 sert $1000 esk tramardu apranq@ $1500, serte bogochuma inchpes karele aydpes ban yes amenakarevor organnem yes chlenem voch me organ chee ashxate es apranxe kangnum asuma lsee do vor kangnum er marda mernum yes vor kangnum em marda tsnvum

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submitted on February 20, 2006 3:17 PM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Knga u kanservi banki meg inch hamematutun ka ?? meke bacuma mnacace ogtagorcum

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submitted on February 20, 2006 2:06 PM EST
Anun: haiarpi
Kaxak: glendale
Anekdot: uremn es abarancoo tuna mihat hyurer en etoom es hyurera katleten utoom heto tan ter katleta hyurasiroom asooma che mersi arten erkoo hat kerelem en el asoom knerek yes im hyuri keratca chem hashvoom bytc dook yerek hat ek kerel

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submitted on February 18, 2006 2:05 AM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Militsioner@ kangnacnum e mi varordi u asum vor yete mi hat xndalu ban ases qez akt chem gri es shofer@ mtacuma inch asi es shan@ heto harcnum a @nker letenant anun@d incha? es letenant@ asuma iskhan es shofern el asum a "vay yes qez jrits hanoxi mayrik@ "

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submitted on February 18, 2006 1:56 AM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mihat axchika linum u et axchika pchtsatsa linum u @nkera unenaluts linum bayts et @nker@ chgiti vor et axchik@ pchtsatsa es axchik@ gnuma mor@ asuma mam inch anem vor chimana mer@ asuma honeymoony or@ celafani mej tomat lic dir banit heto el et or@ antsnuma mer@ axchikan asum h@@ inch exav axchik@ ba dzvar er bayst de tracatsrets mer@ ba axchik an hort jan@ karer vor kanservi banken paytatsrets

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submitted on February 18, 2006 1:51 AM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi hat mard amen or xmatsa galis tun et ornel vor xmatsa galis tun ira kin@ petka gna xanut erexekinel asuma erxek hankarts papai shalvar@ chichatsnek mej@ odz ka erexeknel b aexa mer@ gnuma heta galis asuma erexek ho papai shalvar@ chek ijatsre erexeknel ba ijatsrel enk odzin spanel enk dzvernel xashel enk

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submitted on February 18, 2006 1:01 AM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Mi or vartanik@ mernum a u gnum a draxt @ndex mi hat mart a tenum anun@ gurgen mi or gurgen@ hartsnum a "vartanik vonc es merel" vartanik@ patasxanum a " sarel em" ( i froze to death) du vonce es merel gurgen@ patasxanum a "kartum ei vor kniks davajanum a sax tun@ man eka chgta vor chgta sirts kangnez mera vartanik@ asuma " asuma debil vor sarnaran@ stugeir 2ssel sax klineinq.

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submitted on February 18, 2006 12:55 AM EST
Anun: ARTUR
Kaxak: GLENDALE
Anekdot: Uremn es avtobusu teghic sharjvuma mek el mi hat mard hetevic shunchaktur vazumaaaa goralov es avtobusic kavac mardik asum en "ay mard tenc mi vazi ushket kgna" es vazoghe asuma "vor asem yes ovem ko ushke kgna" asum en "oves?" asuma "avtobusi shofere" ;)))

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submitted on February 16, 2006 7:44 AM EST
Anun: Grigor
Kaxak: Belgia
Anekdot: Abarantsiner@ inchi footbol xaghal chen sirum? vorov xot@ irants ushadrutyun@ sheghuma:)

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submitted on February 16, 2006 7:43 AM EST
Anun: Grigor
Kaxak: Belgia
Anekdot: Aparanum svetafori vrai karmir lusi vra grvats e "hosh" isk kanachi vra "chosh"!!!